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  • $99.00
  • A pullover that packs punch. Cropped and cut off just right, this sweatshirt declares the Pines’ golden rule: Bottoms Don’t Carry Coolers. Cozy enough for breezy nights on the deck, bold enough for daylight shade-throwing (the chic kind).
    $40.00

  • Cooler? I hardly know her.

    This tank makes it clear you came to the Pines for the breeze, the bevs, and the banter — not to haul heavy cargo. On the front: our now-iconic “Bottoms Don’t Carry Coolers” statement in bold, beach-ready print. On the back: a clean, resort-inspired nod to Pines Camp Counsel with our logo, “Est. 2026,” and Fire Island Pines — because style should follow you from setup to send-off.

    Cut from heavyweight 100% cotton with raw-edge armholes, it’s garment-dyed for that perfectly sun-faded, “I’ve been here all season” look. Whether you’re claiming prime umbrella real estate, strutting the boardwalk, or pre-gaming at Low Tea, this tank delivers breathable comfort, unapologetic camp, and just enough shade to make your point.

    “Lift with your legs”? Please — lift with your charisma.

    Why You’ll Love It:

    • Statement front + resort-chic back – Because entrances and exits both deserve a moment
    • Heavyweight cotton, heavyweight attitude – Sturdy enough for the Pines, the party, and the pantry run
    • Sun-faded like your summer fling – Garment-dyed for that broken-in, “locals only” vibe
    • Armholes for days – Show off the biceps and the gossip
    • From sand to Sip ’n Twirl – Perfect for setups, struts, tea dances, and all your main-character moments
    • Preshrunk, unlike our patience – Holds its shape, no matter how wild the weekend

     
    $50.00

  • The chicest starter pack for an unbothered beach day — curated, coordinated, and ready when you arrive.

    Includes:

    • Premium beach chair
    • Tasteful shared shade (umbrella)
    • Coordinated, cohesive gear

    Pickup & Delivery:

    • Gear available at our pickup point near the ferry
    • Delivery to your house available for an extra charge

    Make Your Beach Day Res:
    $45.00
  • $15.00

  • Toasted sourdough, american cheese, pickle spear
    $20.00
  • $7.00

  • For the camper who always raises their hand. A see-through mesh jersey that reads Counselor’s Pet on the front and Troop 01 on the back — equal parts naughty, nostalgic, and Pines-ready. Lightweight, breathable, and built for pool decks, dance floors, and ferry rides.
    $40.00

  • Napa, kale, bok choy, pepitas, green goddess dressing with Chicken
    $25.00

  • Napa, kale, bok choy, pepitas, green goddess dressing
    $20.00

  • Napa, kale, bok choy, pepitas, green goddess dressing with Steak
    $27.00

  • Chicken, roasted squash, kale, beets, pistachio, green goddess
    $25.00

  • Roasted squash, kale, beets, pistachio, green goddess with Steak
    $30.00

  • Because schlepping is inevitable — but at least it can be chic.

    Meet your new Fire Island sidekick: the “From Pantry to Beach” tote. Crafted from a sustainable hemp-cotton blend, it’s roomy enough for snacks, sunscreen, and that bottle of rosé you swear you’ll share. The clean-cut design keeps things elevated, while the sturdy double handles make it a comfortable carry whether you’re heading from the Pines Pantry to your beach setup, or making the slow, scenic walk to Low Tea.

    Made in a SEDEX SMETA–audited factory using 30% renewable energy, this tote doesn’t just look good — it does good. Every purchase supports environmental nonprofits, so you can feel as virtuous as you do fabulous.

    Why You’ll Love It:

    • Pantry-to-beach perfection – Sized for ferry snacks, sunscreen, and maybe a spare speedo
    • Planet-approved – Made with 55% hemp, 45% cotton in an ethical, renewable-energy factory
    • Comfy carry – Long double handles for over-the-shoulder ease (even with a cooler-free load)
    • Pocket power – Interior hanging pocket keeps keys, cards, and secrets within reach
    • Feel-good shopping – Each purchase supports environmental nonprofit organizations
    • Made to order – Reduces waste and arrives fresh, just for you
    $40.00
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  • Baby gem, tomato, honey mustard, havarti, pickle spear
    $23.00

  • Blending In Never Looked So Obvious.

    Blend in while standing out. Our “Meat Rack Ready” camo trucker is the ultimate Pines power (top) move—perfect for that “just passing through” moment. Structured for style, breathable for… ahem recreational activity, and adjustable for a fit as easy as your summer plans.

    Why you'll love it:

    • Statement Maker – Bold front graphic lets everyone know you came prepared.
    • Stay Cool – Mesh back keeps you breezy during beach treks (or something more… scenic).
    • Durable Design – 100% cotton front + polyester mesh for comfort that lasts all season.
    • One Size Fits Most – Snapback closure for a just-right fit, from ferry to Meat Rack.
    • Versatile Vibes – Works for fishing, camping, or cruising (we won’t ask which).
    $30.00
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  • Because bottoms don’t carry cash either.

    Give the gift of glam — no heavy lifting required. Our PCC Digital Gift Card is redeemable for merchandise only — from “Bottoms Don’t Carry Coolers” tanks to shade-throwing trucker hats. Perfect for birthdays, tea hosts, or that friend who still wears last season’s beach gear. Sent instantly. No schlep. No cash. Just camp.

    The foine print:

    • This gift card can be redeemed for Pines Camp Counsel merchandise only.
    • Usable online or in-person at our merch pop-ups.
    • Not valid for beach concierge services or rentals.
    $10.00

  • Sushi rice, pineapple, avocado, cucumber, edamame, sesame seeds, ginger soy dressing with Salmon
    $25.00

  • Sushi rice, pineapple, avocado, cucumber, edamame, sesame seeds, ginger soy dressing with Tuna
    $25.00

  • Chicken, roasted cauliflower, roasted cherry tomato, almonds, lemon vinaigrette
    $25.00

  • Roasted cauliflower, roasted cherry tomato, almonds, lemon vinaigrette with Steak
    $30.00