Bottoms Don’t Carry Coolers Resort Muscle Tank
Cooler? I hardly know her.
This tank makes it clear you came to the Pines for the breeze, the bevs, and the banter — not to haul heavy cargo. On the front: our now-iconic “Bottoms Don’t Carry Coolers” statement in bold, beach-ready print. On the back: a clean, resort-inspired nod to Pines Camp Counsel with our logo, “Est. 2026,” and Fire Island Pines — because style should follow you from setup to send-off.
Cut from heavyweight 100% cotton with raw-edge armholes, it’s garment-dyed for that perfectly sun-faded, “I’ve been here all season” look. Whether you’re claiming prime umbrella real estate, strutting the boardwalk, or pre-gaming at Low Tea, this tank delivers breathable comfort, unapologetic camp, and just enough shade to make your point.
“Lift with your legs”? Please — lift with your charisma.
Why You’ll Love It:
- Statement front + resort-chic back – Because entrances and exits both deserve a moment
- Heavyweight cotton, heavyweight attitude – Sturdy enough for the Pines, the party, and the pantry run
- Sun-faded like your summer fling – Garment-dyed for that broken-in, “locals only” vibe
- Armholes for days – Show off the biceps and the gossip
- From sand to Sip ’n Twirl – Perfect for setups, struts, tea dances, and all your main-character moments
- Preshrunk, unlike our patience – Holds its shape, no matter how wild the weekend
Frequently Asked Questions
How does the 20% discount get applied?
Once your purchase is confirmed, your unique Founder discount code will be emailed to you automatically within 24 hours. Enter it at checkout when booking to activate your 20% off. If you misplace your code, you can look it up anytime at pinescampcounsel.com/founders.
Does the discount apply to all tiers?
Yes — Camp Lite, Camp Classic, and Camp Couture. Every tier, every booking, all summer.
Can I use the discount more than once?
Absolutely. Your 20% discount applies to every booking you make throughout the Summer 2026 season. The more you come, the more you save.
What happens after I purchase?
You'll receive a confirmation email within 24 hours with your unique Founder discount code. If you make a reservation before receiving your code, reach out to counselors@pinescampcounsel.com and we'll adjust it manually.
Is the Founding Membership refundable?
Founding Memberships are non-refundable. If you have concerns before your code is delivered, reach out and we'll sort it out.
Can I transfer my membership to someone else?
Founding Memberships are non-transferable. They're tied to your account and your summer.
What if I can't make it to the Pines this summer?
We'd be devastated on your behalf. Founding Memberships are valid for Summer 2026 only and do not roll over. If life happens, reach out — we'll see what we can do.
When are the Camp Preview Days?
Camp Preview Days run May 22–31, operating Thu–Sun only. As a Founding Member, you have early access to book before the public. Details will be shared with Founding Members ahead of time — stay tuned.